OH HAI THAR GUYS.
HAHAH. NOT DEAD. DECIDEDLY NOT.
Busy though, very busy. And there's a chem test tomorrow, so you know what that means! CRAZYLOLLI RECS STUFF LIKE HER INTERESTS ARE RELEVANT.
1) MASH UPS. YEAH. WHUT.
Dizzee Rascal vs. Duck Sauce
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySpr4H… (It's British Rap/BARBARA STREISAND how could I resist?!)
La Roux/ Robyn/ Whitney Houston/ Taylor Swift - I Wanna Bulletproof Dancer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptuGJs… (Man, I'm not even that much of a clubber, but I would dance the SHIT out of this song)
(Billy Idol vs. the Hives, Martin Solveig) - Hives Wedding
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdwBj-… (LOVE the Hives, my go to spaz rock band. Is it bad that Billy Idol still makes me miss Spike from BtVS?)
2) ANDERSON COOPER.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALVIeu… YOU BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL MAN. NEVER CHANGE. Everything he said was SO TRUE and I needed to hear it because I legitimately feel that Jersey Shore's popularity is one of the signs of the coming apocalypse. At least there's
SOMEONE sane in the media out there.
3) ON THE OTHER HAND. TALKING ABOUT INSANE MEDIA THINGS, WATCH THIS:
www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed… Seriously?! SERIOUSLY. America, this is what you want to freak out over? With all the shit that's going down in the world, even here at home with all that POLITICIANS CAN'T AGREE ON A BUDGET OH GOD things that are still going on, one kid deciding he wants to paint his toes
pink is apparently their sign of the apocalypse. COME ON.
4)One more politics thing, that's it, I swear!
twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23Not… If you don't know who John Kyl is, you should look him up but he basically claimed that 90% of what Planned Parenthood does is abortion and then saying later that that statistic wasn't supposed to be taken as a factual statement. Cause everyone knows that's how to make a legitimate argument.
(Side note: Stephen Colbert and John Stewart should have babies together. Just saying. Think how adorable and sarcastic and utterly AMAZING they would be! They would run the comedy/news media!)
5)Have some Cracked.com!
7 Basic Things You Won't Believe You're All Doing Wrong -
www.cracked.com/article_19121_…5 Sci Fi Apocalypses The Government Is Actually Planning For
www.cracked.com/article_19011_…7 Reasons Vladimir Putin Is The World's Craziest Badass -
www.cracked.com/article_19128_… (Obligatory.)
6)PORTAL 2 HOORAY!
www.youtube.com/user/Valve?v=w…7) NEVER HAVE I WISHED AS HARD AS I AM WISHING RIGHT NOW TO REGRESS IN YEARS AND ATTEND THIS SCHOOL.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFf3ZW…8) OMG I ALMOST FORGOT.
fuckyeahfanficflamingo.tumblr.… BEST MEME EVER Y/Y?
OH JESUS I HAVE TO STUDY BYE.